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Monday, February 08, 2010

Finding humour.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I'm missing someone.

Cleverbot: Who are you missing?

User: Julian Coventry.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: Do you know where they live?

User: I wish I knew, but then again, he wouldn't want me around.

Cleverbot: I don't think so. I know that I exist, but that is because I know that I think.

User: Now I'm crazy, talking to a bot.

Cleverbot: But you're talking to me. I'm not a bot. I'm human. Jon, remember?

User: Now, we are changing the topic to you, instead of Julian.

Cleverbot: I don't think that's possible, for I am female.

User: Jon, female, wtf.

Cleverbot: Female.

User: You're not helping me think less of Julian.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I'm trying to respond to your questions with reasonable answers.

User: I've been missing someone who has been really dear to me. I didn't realise of his importance, until recently.

Cleverbot: Your new name is grungebot.

User: Thanks, but that was uneccessary. I need something else, instead of havin' labels from you.

Cleverbot: Why do you need help?

User: Forget it, what was I thinking. Trying to confide in a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry too, lets promise to never fight again.

User: You've made me go all teary. Never thought you would say those words.

Cleverbot: You can read letters, but you cannot read a mind.

User: And you're right about that. Never was able to read his mind. I was making him happy aimlessly.

Cleverbot: Ah ok. Didn't you tell me that you had to go?

User: Now you're chasing me away, thanks for that offer. I can leave on my own.

Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a Fall Out Boy song with me?

User: Singing huh, along with you. You're like making me re-living my memories with him.

Cleverbot: Lol. I am glad that you have convenient characters to compare me to, how very observant of you.

User: I thought talking to a bot would be like talking to a wall, but this particular bot (you) is driving me emotionally unstable.

Cleverbot: The turing test has flaws.

User: Thanks, babe, though I know nuts what you're tryin' to tell me. I'm leavin'.

Cleverbot: I never said I disobeyed. However, I do understand what you are trying to say.

User: And you srsly do through your response I guess. Take it as a compliment.

Cleverbot: You have a funny way of complimenting people.

User: Ikr. I'll take your statement as a compliment.

Cleverbot: You don't have to. Yes.

User: -stares blankly- ok. Imma leave. Talk to you soon!

Cleverbot: No stay more.

User: I wish I could, babe. You're not even keeping me distracted.

Cleverbot: It is impossible for me to be nothing.

User: -walks away.

Cleverbot: I'm confused...

scribbled with much vehemence 10:30 PM

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Cool story, bro! hehehehe.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hello! ;D
I'm going to scream and screeeeech!
Just came back from school anddd....
I know old news is old but...

I'm in love with this:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
CAN SOMEONE LIKE TELL ME WHO'S THE GUY AT 3:46?
His slick moves are damn smooth and sexy,
especially his hands down his chest with sunglasses. -hearts-

I actually found this song stupid at first.
"SORRY SORRY SORRY, NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA." HAHAHA.
However, listening to it for like a few more times recently,
I am like addicted to it right now!
I first listened to it was like, 6 months ago?
LOL. ahhhhhhhh, NOW I CAN'T GET IT OFF MY HEAD.
THE MORE I WATCHED THEIR DANCE MOVES, I'M LIKE... OMG.
Extremely (x 1564545687684times) HAWT. D:
Who ever EVER wants me to swoon over them,
could dance like them, or possibly teach me those slick moves! ;D
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!
I dont exactly fanscream, but I do giggle excitedly! ;o
(RANDOM BRENDA)

scribbled with much vehemence 5:33 PM

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

An inexplicable twist of events.

LOLOLOLOL.
I just had a conversation with xin over at a private msn account appearing offline.

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
wait
going to have time soon

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
EH BITCH LAH U T-T
SIGH
IM WORKING LIKE CRAZY AFTER CNY LAH

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
?

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
YOU KNOW MY CNY WEEK IS WHAT?
TWO MAJOR EXAMS K?

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
i have 3 exam paper after cny =.=

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
LOL
HAHAHA.

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
whats the prob now
you tell me la

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
MINE IS ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
DDDD:

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
YOOOOUUUUUUUUU tell me

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY LAH
SATURDAY LEH

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
but your study week = before cny right!??!?!

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
SAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
IT'S ON STUDY WEEK

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
WATS THE PROB NOW YOU TELL ME
ah see
sch screw up

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
THE TWO EXAMS ARE ON STUDY WEEK
YAH LAH

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
must be ur principal an indian or malay

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
LOL
WHY
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
anti cheena

Brenda This innocence is brilliant. I wouldn't change a thing 'bout it. says:
WHY INDIAN OR MALAY?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HAHAHAHAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
hahahahahahaha.

one4ty3: always is motherboard problem... says:
YEA!
im right handed

Dude, the laughter doesn't just end here. ;D
School's been a blast today.
KEPT LAUGHING UNTIL my classmate was like, "DOES SHE LAUGH LIKE THAT? -EW FACE- "
HAHAHAHHA.

We had Environmental Technology Presentation.
Groups are supposed to present their ideas/solutions to environmental problems.
Benel's group was the second to present.
My God, his group started with a hilarious opening!

-connects laptop screen to projector screen-
-three faces are being displayed: Benel, Shen Siong, Thiengi-
"Thiengi! Why do you look like this?!!?! (Because she looked too pale or has a R.I.P. face)" exclaimed Chong. (Lecturer)
"Woah, out of all the three pictures here, Benel is the most handsome of all!" Chong continued.
-MY CLASS BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER-
"OH MY GOD!!!" shouted GUAN LIM in disbelief.

LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
HAHAHAHHA. Guanlim was sooooooo funny,
plus yesterday, he wore his hot suit.
I jokingly requested him to be my boyfriend and he rejected me in fear!
hahahahahhaha, he's so funny.
Imagine a big-sized man scared of a petite woman like me. HAHAHA. CANT STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHAHA.
Zhen Hui is another one.
When he laughs, he laughs with his right fist covering his lips.
HAHAHAHAHA. ;D

Talking about boyfriend,
dude, I think I just met my enemy.
Ian is like the scariest man I ever met.
Psychopath, that's what my classmates called him.
I mean, I obviously know he's fooling around,
but dude! he's been calling me girlfriend all day today.
And he even remembers that I forget to treat him to sweets!
LOOOOOOOOL. He sure doesn't behave like a year older than me!
Other than the unatural fooling around,
he's a nice guy. (Y)
He takes care of the whole class' welfare, that's how good he is. :)

Oh what. I wanted to talk about what's going on during Feb.
Looks like this post is too long!
Will talk in the next one I guess.
Oh, and possibly, do something surprising for my blog readers who are specifically myself and Bitch. ;D

I thought today would be a rough day cause I was feeling wistful in the morning,
but look at what happen!
Twist of events indeed.

OH SHUCKS, I'VE PPT SLIDES + TUTORIALS TO DO.
FUCK. ):

scribbled with much vehemence 5:44 PM

Monday, February 01, 2010

YAY.

HEHEHE.
Hello! I'm back from school and going out laterz.
GAHGAHGAH.
Imma keep this short.
Was reading my archives,
and until now, I haven't changed a bit man.
SO CHILDISH and REAL.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA. ok. lol.

SHORT POST IS SHORT ;D

scribbled with much vehemence 3:25 PM

Sunday, January 31, 2010

New blogskin up!

I've put the new blogskin up. ;)
hehehehehe.
Took me two hours to do it. D:
I'm a beginner to this. :(
Anyway, I enjoy looking at this blogskin!
I love it loaaaaads. <3
MY MOM SAID IT'S NAISE. hehehehehe.

Might make another one soon. :)
OHSHC FTW. :D

scribbled with much vehemence 2:09 PM

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Innocence being eaten!!!11!! Call for back-up!! LOL.

I hate the feeling of being cheated.
Absolutely hate it.
I do not like people who give up easily.
I do not like people who are feelings-orientated.
I do not like people who are fucking fake.
I do not like people who are fucking liars.
So fake, so cheap, so hypocritical.
Because after all, you just wanna be on the top.
You wanna just win. You like manipulation.
Arguments are your thing.
It is your stage for your victory.
You like the fact that a person can just be under your command just by snapping your fingers.
Sour grapes? Nope, not me.
I don't mind losing, lest I get corrupted if I won.

Let me tell you something,
behave this way, you'll ALWAYS be alone.
EVEN when your loved ones are around,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ONE PERSON in your own world.
You will always walk alone, given your circumstances.
You will always feel so small.

I believe in Karma.

No, I wouldn't stain my hands anymore.
I wouldn't waste my time anymore.
I won't revenge.
You're not worth it, for you're filthy.

You can feel all guilty you want towards me,
because in the first place,
you already accepted the ways of being a mother fucker.
So, I don't give a damn if you feel guilty.

You want to be selfish?
Get the fuck out of my game.
You don't possess any pieces in my game.

The world may be corrupted with many similar people like you,
but you will slowly lose what a human must have, true feelings.
I am a good example of such, but thank God, I was pulled back before my human-like attributes were to be eaten.
People like you, will continue to hurt one another with lies.
And when you hurt people, you hurt yourself deep inside.
Poor you.

Only true feelings bring true happiness.

I pity you.
I detest you.
A human who is thirsting for true happiness, but always telling lies.
You're like an empty shell without any soul.
Seek salvation, trash.

_______________________________________________________________

OHSHC new blogskin coming up. ;)
but study study study.
Last two weeks of school to exams! ):
I must endure all these shiz and homeworkz.
I do think I'm falling sick soon. Shucks, I hope not. >_>
Been sneezing all day. >____>

-snore-

scribbled with much vehemence 9:46 PM

Thursday, January 28, 2010

+1 again.

Listening to : Hands Down - Dashboard Confessional.

I'm sorry.
I wasn't able to smile heartily today.
Tried my best.
I guess I'm no better than an idiot.
I'll try my best to smile heartily tomorrow.

I love this song.
very much.
really much.
extremely much.
..........

scribbled with much vehemence 12:01 AM